*Male best friend be like*
Bitch let me see the ring?
Tell me all about it & don't leave anything out!
Did you get it appraised?
Why come you didn't invite me to the dinner?
Technically she should be on her left knee but I'll give her a pass since she's pregnant & all.
Did you cry? Bitch you know you cried.
So are we still going to Tulum this summer or is a bitch going alone because you're all engaged & shit?