Fellas, is your lady:
- Telling you about the same "crazy co-worker" story for the millionth time?
- Taking food off your plate when she has the EXACT same thing on hers?
- Telling dudes who look like UFC fighters "My Man will kick both of your asses" and you're wearing dress shoes?
- Stealing your good hoodies & shrinking them?
The perfect payback is to crawl up in her bed with the most flagrant looking socks put them bad boys on all 57 "throw pillows" and her 500 count comforter and then pass hot gas on her hip.