"Who's that fine ass receptionist with the big titties? You hit that?"
"Do y'all drug test? Because if so can you wait a week cause I was lit last weekend"
"How early can you file a disability claim?"
"Do the security guards carry burners (guns)? I'm only asking because I broke up with this chick last week & she's been on one"
"Can we hurry this up, my 4 year old is in the car waiting on me?"
"Doo rags & Black Force Ones cool for dress down Fridays?"