iamshawnwilliamOct 12, 20211 minNEWS FLASH! Jon Gruden also said.....- "Ricky deserved to die & that's on Piru" - "Vegans are punks because real men eat meat. No homo" - "Beyonce is overrated & if Aalyiah...
iamshawnwilliamOct 7, 20211 minCasamigos are the Timberlands of tequila.Casamigos are the Timberlands of tequila. You N-Words have taken over ANOTHER product & made it black AF. 😐
iamshawnwilliamSep 1, 20211 minA PROUD FATHER MOMENTThe other day my Son & I were racing & I was dusting him when I decided to slow down 5 feet away from the finish line I wouldn't let him...
iamshawnwilliamJun 27, 20211 minThe BIG PaybackFellas, is your lady: - Telling you about the same "crazy co-worker" story for the millionth time? - Taking food off your plate when she...
iamshawnwilliamMay 29, 20211 minThe Boat Tail & The CartersLast week while I was purchasing groceries The Carters purchased the new Rolls Royce Boat Tail The price of the Boat Tail is $28,000,000...
iamshawnwilliamMay 21, 20211 minYAAAAAASSSS KING!!!*Male best friend be like* Bitch let me see the ring? *SCREAMS* Tell me all about it & don't leave anything out! Did you get it...
iamshawnwilliamMay 12, 20211 minToday's (Ratchet) Prayer by Shawn Williamwe thank you for not only being allowed to see another day but also see one of your finest creations Robyn Rihanna Fenty aka "My Boo from...
iamshawnwilliamMay 4, 20211 minQuestions not to ask in a job interview"Who's that fine ass receptionist with the big titties? You hit that?" "Do y'all drug test? Because if so can you wait a week cause I was...
iamshawnwilliamMay 2, 20211 minWhat I'll Teach My Son about The BibleI love & believe in God but hate religion. This hatred stems from years of Catholic school telling me that I'll go to hell if I go to a...
iamshawnwilliamMay 1, 20211 min🗣 AYE FELLAS IN THE OAKLAND/BAY AREA!!!So this morning I walked the Lake & this afternoon went to Target & Safeway(s) and let me tell you THEY ARE OUT!!! Shea Butter'd up,...
iamshawnwilliamApr 13, 20211 minFellas, don't play ya'selfI hope they win, have beautiful healthy children & grow old together but fellas DON'T try this shit at home. Most of these women can't...
iamshawnwilliamMay 8, 20191 minTop 10 Niggas in Ayesha Curry's DMs today10.- A random Call Center nigga- Don't sleep he might only make $17.00 an hr but "Work husband" has game & knows how to play...